top 10 last minute hallowe'en costumes
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10. Fashion Victim. Fur coat, leather pants, leopard top, platform shoes, fake knife in back.
9. Anna Wintour. Brown bob, Chanel suit, big black sunglasses, devil’s horns. Enter the party and throw your coat at the hostess’ feet uttering "that’s all".
8. Pamela Anderson. Blonde wig, balloons down a tube top, heavy on the bronzer. Carry a stuffed baby seal and gravitate to greasy-looking men.
7. Madonna and Child. Only this one’s an African baby being smuggled out in a Dolce & Gabbana purse.
6. Baked Potato. It’s a B.C. classic: wrap yourself in tinfoil, spark up a spliff, et voila!
5. Katie Holmes. Wear large sunglasses and carry a doll with Tom Cruise’s face stuck on it.
4. Marie Antoinette. Use the current Vogue cover as your reference and start your ringlets now.
3. Bridezilla. Even better, Bridezilla with a bump.
2. Nicole Ritchie. Wear a massive coat and sunglasses, subsist on Starbursts and swear you haven’t got an eating disorder.
1. Flasher. Rig a camera inside a trench coat and use a hand-held device to snap a flash picture when you open it. Okay maybe next year.
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